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Leave Your Kids At Home

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Brayden, Cayden, and Jayden don’t need to accompany you to a fancy restaurant. They can play with their iPads at home where I can’t hear them.

Let them loudly clink their cutlery far away from my once a year premium dining experience. I paid good money to sit here in silence.