These Starter Packs Will Prepare You For Literally Any Life You Want (Or Don’t Want)

This One Is Controversial

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Some of these things are clearly second choices— Luigi, Firefox, Burger King. But Toaster Strudel? Toaster Strudel is flakier and more delicious than any kind of Pop Tart.

Also, Icees are always the first choice. Especially the blue flavor. That stuff tastes like heaven. Don’t @ me.