People Who Are Hogging All Of The Confidence From The Rest Of Us

“I Dare You To Touch Me”

This would be similar to a wanted criminal walking right past the police station at lunchtime. This chicken is on a whole other level of confidence in that it’s just clucking by a Kentucky Fried Chicken like the chefs aren’t looking for some fresh meat. This is a “catch me if you can” moment if I’ve ever seen one.