People Who Are Hogging All Of The Confidence From The Rest Of Us

“You’re Late”

This is how your mother looks at you when you walk in the door three minutes late. She has eyes that could pierce through your soul and the first words that come out of her mouth after she clears her throat obnoxiously loud are, “I trusted you,” to which your reply is to make up an elaborate excuse. It doesn’t work, and you’re grounded for life.