People Dodging Bullets Like They’re In The Matrix

Crane Down, Crane Down

Can someone please tell the driver of the crane that there’s a- oh, too late. I don’t know if there’s some sort of crane diving competition that we’re unaware of, but I don’t think that this is going to end well for anybody. This crane just wants to be Spiderman so bad. Someone, please break the news that it’s a, uh, crane.